On Obama's Noebl Prize, from the Borowitz Report:
"As the world responded with a mixture of surprise and amazement to the
announcement of President Obama's Nobel Peace Prize, Nobel insiders
revealed that the President's "beer summit" at the White House put him
over the top.
"The committee was definitely split down the middle right up until the
end," said Agot Valle, a Norwegian politician and member of the
five-person Nobel committee. "Some of them were still quite upset about
that nasty business with the Somali pirates."
But, according to Ms. Valle, "someone brought up the beer summit, and we all agreed that that was awesome."
Ms. Valle said she hoped that Mr. Obama's victory would be seen not
only as a victory for him, but "as a tribute to the healing power of
beer."
Ms. Valle acknowledged that the President's win was widely considered
an upset, with most pundits having expected the prize to go to Mad Men
or 30 Rock.
Elsewhere, NASA bombed the moon, saying it was the one spot President Bush missed."